280 - Friendship Ended with ATT

... now Fortis MMA is my best friend. 

No, but seriously. UFC 242 didn't teach us anything new about Khabib Nurmagomedov (who is probably now the #1 p4p fighter in the world), but it gave us a whole lot to think about. Oh, and Justin Gaethje's fighting next week. On today's episode of Heavy Hands:

• What was up with Dustin Poirier? Freaked out? Ill prepared? Or just unsuited for the matchup?
• Paul Felder and Carlos Diego Ferreira both showed new skills and excellent gameplans, giving us the card's two best feelgood performances
• Is Justin Gaethje a bad matchup for Donald Cerrone? Yeah... yeah, probably
• Teixeira vs Krylov and Crute vs Cirkunov: alright, so maybe light heavyweight isn't getting better, after all
• ... and more!