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Dec 23, 2022

A top-notch fight card with a lackluster main event--stop me if you've heard this one before. Connor and Phil talk--mostly--about the good parts of UFC Fight Night: Strickland vs Cannonier.

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Dec 14, 2022

At one end of the UFC 282 main card, a new contender announces himself; at the other, a title challenger utilizes some of the worst brain thinking we've ever seen. Meanwhile, Darren Till stays exactly the same. 

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Dec 7, 2022

Kyle McLachlan is back to help us break down Jan Blachowicz vs Magamed Ankalaev and salivate over Roman Gonzalez and Juan Francisco Estrada's thrilling rubber match. 

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Dec 1, 2022

Connor and Phil preview the upcoming fight between Stephen Thompson and Evil (welterweight) Kevin Holland, plus Roman "Chocolatito" Gonzalez vs Juan Francisco Estrada 3!

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Nov 24, 2022

Connor and Phil look back a little sadly at least week's crippled UFC card, and then run through their list of the top 10 (or more) fight cards to get someone into MMA, or at least prove definitively that this awful, incredible sport isn't for them. 

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