Wed, 12 December 2018
This week on Heavy Hands, we're looking back at UFC 231. Keep your eyes peeled for a preview of next weekend's Lee vs Iaquinta on our Patreon.
Topics on this episode include:
- Max Holloway's dramatic beatdown of Brian Ortega--how he confused and outclassed T-City for the better part of four rounds
- Valentina Shevchenko beat Joanna Jedrzejczyk. Phil needs at least 15 minutes to gloat
- Gunnar Nelson continues to befuddle, dropping the first round badly only to get an uncharacteristic (and disgustingly gory) comeback win over Cowboy Oliveira
- Thiago Santos. THIAGO SANTOS.
- THIAAAAGOOOO SAAANTOOOOOS
Wed, 5 December 2018
It's time. IT IS TIME. UFC 231 is upon us, and that means two of the most intriguing title fights we've had in some time--and only one of them is a "superfight," and such a good one that no one has even bothered mentioning it.
This week on Heavy Hands:
- How fully has Max Holloway recovered, really, and can he still be a stylistic thorn in T-City's side?
- What would it take for Joanna Jedrzejczyk to beat Valentina Shevchenko, who bested her three times in Muay Thai?
- Cowboy Oliveira and Gunnar Nelson: what the hell is going on
- Jimi Manuwa vs Thiago Santos: will middleweights continue to take over the light heavyweight division?
- Claudia Gadelha vs Nina Ansaroff: a gimme for the grappler, or perfect timing for the up-and-comer?
Wed, 28 November 2018
With UFC Beijing behind us, and a dual-card weekend right on the horizon, we have a lot to choose from, this week. Then again, when the UFC's event schedule gets this crazy, you have to pick and choose. Fortunately, we'll have another bonus episode coming out soon to preview a few of the upcoming undercard bouts that we didn't have time for.
On this week's episode of Heavy Hands:
Sun, 25 November 2018
Mookie Alexander of Bloody Elbow and the Three Amigos podcast joins Connor to discuss Oleksander Usyk's devastating knockout win over Tony Bellew, his unique fighting style, and a potential future at heavyweight. This is a teaser for our latest bonus episode. You can hear the episode in full over on the Heavy Hands Patreon.
Tue, 20 November 2018
UFC Buenos Aires wasn't a bad card, by any means. And UFC Beijing will doubtless have some very good fights on it. But let's be honest: we've all seen better lineups, and more interesting results. Here we are, friends, back in the shit.
Nonetheless, there was some good stuff to discuss on this week's episode of Heavy Hands. We had a good time, even if we weren't particularly surprised by anything. Topics include:
- The wreckless (or punitive) matchmaking that has Francis Ngannou rematching Curtis Blaydes while on a two-fight skid, and the many improvements Blaydes has made since their first meeting
- Song Yadong, super-athletic Chinese prospect, and the Contender Series loser who seems to stand a good chance of beating him
- Neil Magny's fruitless fight for survival, and the simple techniques that allowed Santiago Ponzinibbio to dominate him
- Ricardo Lamas. He's Actually Good, guys
- Johnny Walker, the latest violent weirdo to make his mark in the UFC
- Chito Vera--literally the best fighter on earth
- Should the UFC simply combine their light heavyweight and heavyweight divisions?
Wed, 14 November 2018
So, about Korean Zombie... he's okay. This week on Heavy Hands, we just wanted you to know that. He was terribly unlucky, and Yair Rodriguez was terribly tricky, but he's fine. It's fine. Everything is fine.
On this ep, your hosts discuss the whole gruesome fight leading up to the shocking finish, and look forward to next weekend's Neil Magny vs Santiago Ponzinibbio. Topics include:
- Whether or not Yair Rodriguez has taken any technical strides since his wipeout loss to Frankie Edgar last year
- The staying power of Donald Cerrone, and the falling star that is Mike Perry
- Maycee Barber's prospect potential, and the shark tank her winning UFC debut has cast her into
- Neil Magny's puzzling weirdness vs Santiago Ponizinibbio's Actually Good-ness
- Now that Mirsad Bektic has done it, will Darren Elkins be able to outwrestle Ricardo Lamas?
Wed, 7 November 2018
Our brief respite has already given way to a dauntingly long stretch of UFC cards. Thank goodness for the vacation, though, because UFC 230 ticked all the right boxes, and next week's fight night in Denver looks similarly intriguing. Violence, violence everywhere--and we don't even get into the US midterms (look for the bonus episode to hear Phil's thoughts on gerrymandering).
Topics this week:
- Daniel Cormier is really, really good, and this was what was pretty much always going to happen. He's really good though
- Jacare Souza's unbreakable heart, surprisingly clever skills, and strong good guy vibes
- Israel Adesanya's thumping of Derek Brunson, the latest highlight in his breakout year
- Lando Vannata: the war magnet
- Korean Zombie vs Yair Rodriguez, the dojo war between Donald Cerrone and Mike Perry, and more...
Direct download: 236_UFC_230__the_return_of_Korean_Zombie_fixed.mp3
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Wed, 31 October 2018
This week on Heavy Hands, one of the hosts is dying, but that still won't keep us from breaking down UFC 230. It feels strange to say this, but... it's a pretty good card! And with Anthony Smith achieving the impossible last weekend, it seems almost inevitable that his lord and master, Derrick Lewis, will be heavyweight champ by Sunday. Topics include:
- The fascinating, frustrating, and utterly functional style of Derrick Lewis
- DC is still gonna wreck him, isn't he?
- Is Jacare a sneakily bad matchup for Chris Weidman?
- Israel Adesanya's cocky cleverness vs Derek Brunson's weaponized insecurity (and wrestling)
- Julio Arce vs Sheymon Moraes, a prospect fight you shouldn't miss
Wed, 24 October 2018
Another break from the UFC gives way to another eight-week stretch without a single reprieve--but that's okay, for now. We're feeling refreshed, and more excited than is appropriate to break down some classic(ally terrible) light heavyweight matchups! Topics for this week:
- Forget about whether Smith or Oezdemir is better... are either of them Actually Good?
- Deciding which, of his limitless powers, Artem Lobov should use to destroy Michael Johnson in the co-main event
- Gian Villante vs Ed Herman--just to remind ourselves that the main event isn't actually all that bad
- A topic from our patrons: what makes one effective in wild scrambles or exchanges, and who are the best at it?
Wed, 17 October 2018
This week on Heavy Hands, we're covering a topic which has consumed much of the online MMA sphere these last few weeks. Ever since Nate Diaz decided to announce his contention for the 165-pound UFC title, that weight class has captivated our collective imagination--even though Nate never really was scheduled to fight for the title, and is currently not scheduled to fight at all, and also there is no 165-pound division.
So this week, we draw up a list of 32 fighters of all stripes, who we think could benefit from a move to 165, and smash them together like action figures until only the hypothetical champion is left. Enjoy, sickos.