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Feb 15, 2024

Feel that electricity in the air? There's a definite feeling that Ilia Topuria may have what it takes to become the next UFC featherweight champion... but there's a certain GOAT who has a thing or two to say about that. 

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Feb 8, 2024

It turns out Sean Strickland and Dricus Du Plessis are gods, and they have recast the entire UFC in their image. That's right: MORE MIDDLEWEIGHTS.

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Feb 1, 2024

Roman "Bongcloud" Dolidze returns looking to sneer Nassourdine Imavov to death.

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Jan 25, 2024

"Goodness," said Mr Cormier, "that was some act... What the hell do you call yourselves?"

The two fighters grinned and flung their arms wide. "The Middleweights!"

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Jan 18, 2024

Middleweight does not look like Israel Adesanya or Robert Whittaker or Anderson Silva. It looks like this: the worst good fighter you've ever seen versus the best bad fighter you've ever seen. That's middleweight, baby.

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