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If you didn't come here for the finer points of face-punching then, buddy, you came to the wrong place.

Nov 28, 2024

What if we both get worse in different ways but at exactly the same rate? Could be fun.

SUMO TALK. New episode of Heavy Henka with Miguel Class on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Nov 21, 2024

Keep things I disagree with out of sports. 

Talking more shit about Bo Nickal and glazing Jim Miller on our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

To all those pitying Michael Chandler: NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST:


Nov 14, 2024

I feel so alone, gonna end up a big old pile of them bones.

Heavy Henka returns soon! Join Connor and Miguel Class in appreciating the beauty of fat bodies, and also the sport of sumo: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Nov 7, 2024

A solid card in which everyone except Brandon Moreno came out looking slightly worse.

Magomed Ankalaev accidentally had a fun fight and Shara Bullet delivered a stunning contender for Worst KO of the Year. Our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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