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Feb 13, 2025

Thank goodness we got to see it a second time.  

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Feb 6, 2025

Dricus Du Plessis returns to run back the only boring fight he's ever had. HYPE.

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Jan 30, 2025

The ant thing is crazy but I'm still stuck on how perfectly smooth they made Anthony Pettis. No human being is that glossy. 

BIG THINGS HAPPENING in the world of sumo! A wild tournament, a three-way playoff, and a new yokozuna! All of that in the latest episode of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Jan 23, 2025

What with Merab Dvalishvili's internal combustion engine and Islam Makhachev's positronic brain, it looks like curtains for humanity.

January has been one hell of a chaotic month for sumo. Miguel Class returns to break down the action in the latest episode of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Jan 16, 2025

My dead body
don't burn it, don't bury it
just leave it in the field
and with it, fill the belly
of some hungry dog

Sumo is back for January, and Connor and Miguel Class will be breaking it down in this season of Heavy Henka: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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