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If you didn't come here for the finer points of face-punching then, buddy, you came to the wrong place.

Mar 27, 2025

A few words about the passing of George Foreman, and then we talk about an Englishman getting mugged by the Brady Bunch.

Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq

Wood vs...


Mar 20, 2025

Just one more title shot, sir? It's not so much to ask.

Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq

Sumo is back! The first of two episodes of Heavy Henka up now on the Heavy...


Mar 13, 2025

Alex Pereira beat Magomed Ankalaev at his own game (fighting with as little effort as possible). 

Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq 

New episodes of our sumo recap...


Mar 6, 2025

Magomed Ankalaev has been frustrating us for nearly a decade. But does he have what it takes to frustrate Alex Pereira?

In our latest bonus episode, Phil explains Grappler Baki. I thought it was a comic about fighting, but it turns out it's more about watersports: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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