May 29, 2025
Meet the new Apex card, somehow worse than the old Apex card. That's why, after discussing the only two good fights, we decided to give each of the UFC's 11 weight classes a nice, thorough checkup.
There's another yokozuna in the world of sumo--our second new grand champion this year. Join us on Patreon for a breakdown...
May 21, 2025
Michael Morales is already good, it's only a matter of time till he actually learns to fight.
Sumo is back, which means Heavy Henka with Miguel Class is back too! Experience peak male performance with us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u
May 15, 2025
Jack Della Maddalena earned the belt the right way: by winning one hell of a good fight.
Sumo is back, which means Heavy Henka with Miguel Class returns in just ONE WEEK. Experience peak male performance with us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
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May 8, 2025
The everyman champ, the action hero, the evil queen, and some French lady. What a lineup!
My in-depth breakdown of Alexander Volkanovski's brilliant win over the terrifying Diego Lopes: https://facepunching.substack.com
Hear us talk about Sandhagen-Figueiredo and some UFC 315 undercard action (JOSE ALDO) on our...
May 1, 2025
Ian Garry finally remembered what made him a good fighter in the first place.
My in-depth breakdown of Alexander Volkanovski's brilliant win over the terrifying Diego Lopes: https://facepunching.substack.com
More on Anthony Smith's laughable tribute, Bo Nickal's quest to become the most hated man in the sport, and...