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Apr 30, 2026

This weekend, it's Brazil's coolest man versus the last true representative of Australia's savage, criminal past in another banger main event.

Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Heavy Hands...


Apr 23, 2026

Youssef Zalal is either the next featherweight contender, or the most convincing optical illusion ever devised. 

Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Heavy Hands...


Apr 16, 2026

Having dishonored himself and his clan, Jiri Prochazka must now pay the ultimate price.

Breathing a sigh of relief that at least Patricio Pitbull didn't die for nothing in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u

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Apr 9, 2026

With Alex Pereira gone to fat, Jiri Prochazka finally has a chance for gold Only one thing stands in his way: love. 

Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

Heavy Hands...


Apr 2, 2026

The Last Stylebender's style just doesn't work anymore. But on the bright side, the guy who beat him also sucks. 

Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

Heavy Hands...