Jul 30, 2026

Just how much does Dana White hate Serbia? 

Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands/posts/bonus-bobby-164596715?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link  

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Jul 23, 2026

The "UFC" returns to Abu Dhabi with a "card" set to "thrill" the "fans."

Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode:

Jul 16, 2026

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Celebrating Blobby Knuckles and peak male performance in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u 

CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
00:42 Holloway vs McGregor 2
34:47 Pimblett vs BSD
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Jul 9, 2026

What happens when the coke money runs out? You're looking at it, buddy.

And the hits don't stop! Royval vs Kavanagh, Green vs McKinney, Garbrandt vs Yanez in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
2:46...

Jul 2, 2026

Rafael Fiziev! Robert Whittaker! Your grandparents! All your old faves are back and better than ever!

Josh Hokit is kind of good (considering), Michael Chandler is lost in the mist, and Diego Lopes wins despite himself--again. All of that and more in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

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