Sep 10, 2026

Another fantastic night of fights in homosexual Paris. 

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
4:32 Parnasse vs Hooker
18:46...

Sep 3, 2026

Saladin in France? What is this, my alternate history novel?

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Aug 27, 2026

You'd think a guy who played with the likes of Art Blakey, Roy Hargrove, and John Scofield would have better footwork. 

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
3:05 Nurmagomedov vs Song
19:44 Hernandez vs Rodrigues
34:56 Dolidze vs de Ridder
41:39 Judice vs...

Aug 19, 2026

Look out Amanda Nunes! There's a new women's bantamweight GOAT in town.

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Aug 6, 2026

This may be the most one-fight card of all time.

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