Jun 11, 2026
A gay UFC card? And on a Sunday, no less!
Discussing Hokit vs Lewis, Ruffy vs Chandler (lol), Nickal vs Daukas, and last week's bizarro Apex event in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
7:02 Topuria vs...
Jun 4, 2026
The UFC Apex is and has always been the home of quality matchmaking.
Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
6:33 Muhammad vs Bonfim
25:43 Allen vs...
May 28, 2026
Unfortunately, it turns out that boxing is also fake.
Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
3:23 Usyk vs Verhoeven
32:20 Pavlovich vs Teixeira
50:43...
May 21, 2026
First we rap about Rousey-Carano and the state of MMA, then we appreciate the comforting feeling of an Arnold Allen fight, and then we quietly forget that Song Yadong vs Deiveson Figueiredo is not happening until next week.
Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode:...
May 15, 2026
Joshua Van is on track to become one of the greatest fighters of all time BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT SEAN STRICKLAND RUINED ANOTHER CAREER.
Volkov vs Cortes-Acosta and more undercard action in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands
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