Heavy Hands

Connor and Phil look ahead to an absurd and absurdly relevant heavyweight fight, and Valentina Shevchenko comes one step closer to destroying western civilization.

  • Curtis Blaydes shouldn't lose to Derrick Lewis, but is that going to stop him?
  • Phil is mad at Deiveson Figueiredo for being too good
  • Connor is mad at Valentina Shevchenko for obvious reasons
Direct download: 344_E-E-EVIL_WOMAN.mp3
Category:UFC -- posted at: 5:14pm EST

Connor and Phil break down two title fights that don't really feel like title fights, and the rest of an otherwise solid PPV card.

  • Can all of Alex Perez's improvements save him from the freakish power of Yoel Jr?
  • How many of the same one-two over and over can Valentina possibly ignore before accidentally finishing Jennifer Maia?
  • Moreno vs Royval, the Battle of the Brandons--a.k.a. the real main event
  • plus, post-fight breakdowns of Felder-RDA and more!
Direct download: 343_Im_Told_These_Are_Title_Fights.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:45pm EST

This week, Connor and Phil break down RDA vs Paul Felder, whose late addition to this card does not, in fact, make it any better, and how dare you suggest that certain fights and fighters are more interesting than others, you PHILISTINE. 

  • Is RDA really as done as he looks, or did Michael Chiesa just do his homework?
  • Saparbek Safarov, a horrible, disgusting man who should never be cut from the UFC roster
  • The brilliance of Raoni Barcelos, discussed over dessert at Glover's diner
Direct download: 342_More_like_Savorov.mp3
Category:UFC -- posted at: 2:55pm EST

Connor and Phil celebrate the end (?) of Anderson Silva's incredible career, and talk about some light heavyweights.

  • Silva's killer instinct, once his greatest asset, became his final undoing. DON'T TRY TO HURT URIAH HALL YOU BEAUTIFUL OLD BASTARD
  • Thiago Santos and Glover Teixeira are two light heavyweights that were fighting for a shot at the title but now they're probably not
  • Raoni Barcelos can't get a ranked opponent to save his life, but he always finds a clever way to win
  • and more!
Direct download: 341_Long_Live_Silva.mp3
Category:UFC -- posted at: 4:15pm EST

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