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Jul 27, 2023

Dan Albert returns to help us break down Poirier-Gaethje 2 and the long-awaited showdown between Terence Crawford and Errol Spence, as well as Alex Pereira's light heavyweight debut. 

Talking Tom Aspinall and Wood-Fili on our Patreon: patreon.com/heavyhands

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Jul 20, 2023

Tom Aspinall returns to answer the age-old question: is there a heavyweight on earth who is Actually Good. But more importantly: HOLLY HOLM IS DEAD. 

Bonus episodes & more on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-cannonier-84929355

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Jul 13, 2023

It was a long time coming, but damnit, UFC 290 delivered. Connor and Phil break down two title fights--one a masterclass and the other a sensational war, and then cry and cry and cry.

Happier tears on our Patreon, where we talk about the fairy tale ending of Robbie Lawler's legendary MMA career:


Jul 6, 2023

At long last, some good goddamn fights! Alex Volkanovski returns to 145, and Brandon Moreno fights someone other than Deiveson Figueiredo. Everyone's excited! 

More UFC 290 and brutal mockery of Abus Magomedov coming soon to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-cannonier-84929355

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