Oct 8, 2026

Who's in the mood for pumpkin pie? 

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
5:02 Silva vs Wang
23:59 Talbott vs Figueiredo
35:29...

Oct 1, 2026

While the cat's away, the mice will fight for a vacant title atop a pretty unremarkable card. 

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00:00...

Sep 24, 2026

Joshua Van is your father. You will RESPECT your father.

Jean Silva may be the greatest idiot-savante MMA has ever seen. Join us in cherishing him in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
6:43 Van vs...

Sep 17, 2026

Do not make Joshua Van turn this thing around.

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
4:11 Van vs Pantoja 2
34:26...

Sep 10, 2026

Another fantastic night of fights in homosexual Paris. 

Celebrating the one-of-a-kind UFC career of Michael Venom Page in our latest bonus episode, coming soon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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CONTENTS:
00:00 Intro
4:32 Parnasse vs Hooker
18:46...