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If you didn't come here for the finer points of face-punching then, buddy, you came to the wrong place.

Apr 23, 2025

In this case, the nerd is the cool guy chain smoking at the bar.

My in-depth breakdown of Alexander Volkanovski's brilliant win over the terrifying Diego Lopes: https://facepunching.substack.com 

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Apr 16, 2025

Now come the days of the king. May they be blessed.

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Apr 9, 2025

Miguel Class steps to help break down the UFC's shocking decision to put on some decent fights.

How the UFC has squandered the potential of Steve Erceg, possibly forever: https://facepunching.substack.com

Yair Rodriguez vs Patricio Pitbull and more UFC 314 breakdowns on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands 

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Apr 3, 2025

This Steve Erceg kid is really going places. The bottom of the Marianas Trench, for example.

A closer look at Steve Erceg's struggles coming soon to the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com

It was a soul-crushing month of sumo for those of us who like a man with a little body hair. Miguel...


Mar 27, 2025

A few words about the passing of George Foreman, and then we talk about an Englishman getting mugged by the Brady Bunch.

Move over Magomed Ankalaev, there's a new choke artist in town. My latest at the Finer Points of Facepunching: https://facepunching.substack.com/p/move-over-magomed-ankalaev-theres?r=evbq

Wood vs...