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Nov 24, 2022

Connor and Phil look back a little sadly at least week's crippled UFC card, and then run through their list of the top 10 (or more) fight cards to get someone into MMA, or at least prove definitively that this awful, incredible sport isn't for them. 

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Nov 16, 2022

Shake, tremble, abase yourselves: Kyle McLachlan has returned (not the actor) to celebrate Alex Pereira's impressive, UFC title-winning performance at UFC 281.

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Nov 9, 2022

Connor and Phil are joined by the brilliant Miguel Class to break down a rematch years in the making: Israel Adesanya vs the sum of all his fears.

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Nov 2, 2022

Connor and Phil make light of several grievous injuries, discuss who will have the honor of becoming W15's Calvin kattar, and congratulate Jake Paul on his continuing success as COO of the world's largest glue factory. 

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