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Sep 30, 2020

Connor and Phil abase themselves geeking out over Jan Blachowicz's big win, and also there was a matchup-of-the-year main event too, I guess.

  • Paulo Costa opted for a dick measuring contest and got smoked. It was as gay as it sounds
  • For the first time ever, the UFC has a light heavyweight division who is, certifiably,...


Sep 23, 2020

Connor and Phil break down the impending clash between Israel Adesanya and the King of the Bitchs himself, Paulo Costa.

  • The sexual tension is as high as the stakes. How does Adesanya deal with relentless pressure, attrition, and durability that Brorrachinha brings to the table?
  • In the co-main, Heavy Hands patron saint...


Sep 16, 2020

Connor and Phil break down a top heavy but solid fight night card, and lament the seemingly inescapable fate of Tyron Woodley.

  • You think losing 15 rounds straight is rough, imagine losing 10 rounds and then the next five are to Colby Covington
  • Cowboy Cerrone's been on a slide, but Niko Price is literally only good at...


Sep 9, 2020

Connor and Phil are probably a little too hard on the quality of the next UFC card, but that doesn't stop them from digging into a whole smattering of different matchups.

  • Angela Hill probably should have beaten Claudia Gadelha, but Michelle Waterson looks like an open door into title contention
  • We are surprised to...


Sep 2, 2020

Connor and Phil curse Aleksander Rakic for turning to be a REALLY boring version of Thiago Santos, and delve into a little MMA armchair psychology.

  • Styles make fights, but what makes a style?
  • How do Connor's worn out old archetypes translate to wrestling and grappling, or are they entirely different worlds?
  • Phil...