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Jan 25, 2024

"Goodness," said Mr Cormier, "that was some act... What the hell do you call yourselves?"

The two fighters grinned and flung their arms wide. "The Middleweights!"

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Jan 18, 2024

Middleweight does not look like Israel Adesanya or Robert Whittaker or Anderson Silva. It looks like this: the worst good fighter you've ever seen versus the best bad fighter you've ever seen. That's middleweight, baby.

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Jan 11, 2024

Magomed Ankalaev is a man cursed. His life is hell, and this hell is not composed of circles but of one, endless spiral that goes forever down, down, down... into oblivion.

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Jan 4, 2024

After a not-too-well-deserved week off, Heavy Hands returns with the era-defining MMA awards show you've all been waiting for! The best, the worst, the stupidest--all get their time to shine at the 2023 Handies!

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