Sep 27, 2023

We're a week ahead on the UFC schedule, but what the hell. We just couldn't wait to talk about Grant Johnson, or whatever.

Breaking down more from the undercards--plus begging Tim Means to retire on a win--over on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands

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Sep 20, 2023

It turns out the funniest way for Valentina Shevchenko to lose is not to lose at all. 

Trying to figure out why 2023 looks so dire in UFC land over on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88157689?pr=true

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Sep 14, 2023

Sean Strickland didn't just beat Israel Adesanya. He beat him so thoroughly it felt like it couldn't have gone any other way.

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Sep 7, 2023

Israel Adesanya takes on Sean Strickland in what promises to be a surprisingly competitive fight. Or not.

Ian Garry avenges Neil Magny's children and more from UFC 292 on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88157689?pr=true

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